Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
A Golden Retriever.
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What is the strongest animal?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?