What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.
What did summer say to spring?
What's the scariest letter?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Which subject has two parts?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
How do you arrest a pig?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?