How do you arrest a pig?
With hamcuffs.
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?