Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
There's nobel... that's why I knocked.
What's the opposite of irony?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Which computer won the talent show?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?