What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Take steps to avoid them.
Where do stars go to college?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What's the opposite of irony?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?