What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
The collie wobbles.
Families are like fudge.
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Where do actors go to pray?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?