What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
One steals watches and one watches steals.
Which insect is the smartest?
How can you farm during the winter?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
How do bees get to school?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?