What do you call the pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
Which baseball player do fish root for?
How much money does a skunk have?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Which relative loves rice?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?