What's a reptile's favorite movie?
The Lizard of Oz.
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
How does the moon cut her hair?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why did the window need an aspirin?