What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
No, I don't think they'll fit me.
Where does the president keep his razor?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What's the politest month?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?