What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
He called a tow truck.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?