What do you call a Russian flea?
A Moscow-ito.
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What do you call an old snowman?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why are maps such great therapists?
How does a penguin build its house?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why was the computer cold at work?