Did you know that felines don't bite?
They just catnip.
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Bears love exotic cars.
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?