Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
They love to eat sue-shi.
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Where does money love to go shopping?