How did the vampire start his letter?
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What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What did summer say to spring?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?