Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
It just couldn't get a handle on it.
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
How does a squid go into battle?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?