Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
He wanted to kiss a princess.
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Which computer won the talent show?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?