How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Dead-lifting.
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Where do vampires keep their money?
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What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Where does mist apply for a loan?