Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
She was playing by ear.
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why don't fish play basketball?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why did the cow cross the road?