What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
You will be mist.
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?