What do you call a pig lumberjack?
A pork chopper.
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why is furniture so generous?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?