How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together.
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?