What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Horseradish.
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
How do snowmen get information?