Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
He had an amazing set of pipes.
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?