How does a pizza introduce itself?
Slice to meet you!
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What bee is good for your health?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What do cows like to dance to?