Why do vampires always look sick?
They keep coffin.
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?