What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Animal crackers.
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What is a duck's favorite dance?