Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
It was a china shop.
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?