How is life like toilet paper?
You're either on a roll or taking poop from someone.
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
I'm not a bad putter.
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?