Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
He refused to be spoken to in that tone.
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why is grass so dangerous?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What's the difference between people and chickens?