Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
You're more likely to get cold feet.
How is life like toilet paper?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do naked fish play with?