I'm not a bad putter.
I just can't catch a break.
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What color are all the books in the library?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What condiment has wings?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
When do mice play every day?