In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
A fullback and halfback.
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?