What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
A La-Z-Boy®.
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
I'm not a bad putter.