Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
A craw-dad.
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?