Which plant has the best roar?
A dandelion.
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Which singer could always break a five?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?