What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
It does a Lay's™-up.
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?