My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
So we went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy! He is a web designer...
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Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?