How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
You tell it to clock in.
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What's a cat's favorite color?