Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Because they don't know the words yet.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
I broke my finger!
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?