What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
They brace themselves.
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?