What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
A gram cracker.
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why do math teachers love March?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?