Why do math teachers love March?
Because of pi day!
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why are goats so funny?