Why do two skunks argue?
Because they like to kick up a stink.
It's allergy season again?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
How do hurricanes see?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?