What day do hands always go to church?
Palm Sunday.
What do bees chew?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
How can you farm during the winter?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?