How can you farm during the winter?
Use a snow plow!
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?