Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Because of all the cheetahs.
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Where do polar bears vote?