What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Sundays.
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Where does laundry go to college?
Which animals make the best football players?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?