What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Yellow cards.
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why did the duck cross the road?
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What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?