Where does laundry go to college?
University of Washing-ton.
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?